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Why are you two so perfect???? like crying here omfg
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One Direction Sexual Frustrations.
You can send us your sexual thoughts about any member or bromance.
Be as naughty as you need to be (; We don't care. Actually, we'll looooove it.
You can send them anonymously if you want, but to be honest, I bet half the female population would have already thought about it secretly already.
Love Jess & Jo
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i was reading crazy in love on the couch and my 21 year old brother came and sat down right next to me. i don't think i've ever closed my computer so fast in my life
Haha I just quickly change tabs to google because google is oh-so-fascinating. 21 year old brother aye? Is he hot? Sorry for being a creep. |
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Niall takes you into the Nandos kitchen after closing. He pushes you into the refrigerator and rips off your clothes in a wild food induced rage whispering in your ear "baby, you're saucier than my favorite chicken wings." He whips out his mighty member of Mullingar and covers it with spicy Nando's sauce. It burned a little, but he liked the sensation. You give him great head as he looks into your eyes while he floods your mouth with that signature Irish cream.
I was going to post this, but I just really needed to answer thsi with a gif.
Signature irish cream aye? Now that, is something I have not heard before. |
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Harry runs into Louis' dressing room with a raging member, only to find Louis waiting seductively on the couch. Louis glances down at Harry's "one erection". Louis then clips his suspenders to his rock hard nips saying "Yankee Doodle came to Doncaster just to ride this pony." Harry then pounds him with reckless abandon.
This is lovely but… How are suspenders meant to go on your nipples? THAT IS VERY PAINFUL. DO YOU NOT SEE THE RIDGES? |
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I admit before i read on this blog i was so innocent, not in almost all the song i can see the dirty side of them. Well i thank you for it, you made me see the bigger picture.
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the illawarra is like the suburbs down wollongong way! haha! this will be so awkward if you dont know where wollongong is!
Oh wollongong is way down south isn’t it? Well…I’ve been to wollongong once I think. Isn’t there some buddhist temple there? Or is that somewhere else? … |
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you actually really make me laugh out loud hahahahaha
I know, I’m hilarious (; |
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That second gif of Finnick pwoah!! Yayayay ranting together :D
It’s a gif of Grant Gustin, BUT I APPRECIATE YOU LINKING GRANT WITH FINNICK. I LOVE YOU.
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Just curious, have you ever been down to the illawarra? (:
Where’s the illawarra? IS THAT A SUBURB? WHAT? Well, I’m on the illawarra eastern suburbs line…so I don’t know…And antin’s on the ermm…red line…forgot what it was called. jess. |
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Hello, amm hey big big fan here! I don't wanna be rude but I think Welcome Home -HS is not at the level of all your posts and I know you didn't write it, I belive you should be more picky of what you post because this blog has a really good reputacion. again I don't mean to be rude <3 And... on the other hand Crazy in love- NH it is amazing woow just the kind of fictions I love to read here. keep making your incredible blog girl(s) cause it wouldn't be the same without you. lots of love xx ;)
Oh my god you’re so sweet (: Don’t worry guys, I’ll try my best to write as many wonderful things as possible, but in the meantime, it’s really sweet of people to submit things (: And I’m sure ioana (she calls herself joanna on here now, no idea why. I think Joanna’s her british name, and ioana is her name in australia) greatly appreciates all the love you give us! jess. |
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Hahahah, yes he is a very attractive man!
Oh my god yeah, let me just fangirl with you on how beautiful this breed is
Now that I’m done with my little grant fest. I still strongly believe he should be finnick. But whatever, anybody else is fine as long as they’re good. But I’ll still cry in a corner when they announce finnick.
I should really get a hunger games blog to vent. But nah, I’ll just talk to myself when all you were asking for was more frustrations. |
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tbh i thought crazy in love wasn’t very good at all.. the description was average and the words like ‘abandonment’ didnt fit the concept and weren’t used correctly... Love this blog though and where are all the frustrations??
Well pass that onto the writer. I don’t really write much anymore, I only write the ones in writing requests, everything else is submitted (: Haha WELL. Just got home, I’ll post some now (: And OKAY FINE, I’LL TRY TO CONTINUE THE ONE I’M WRITING NOW. Don’t expect anything today though. jess |
